{"id":32434,"date":"2025-06-18T11:01:55","date_gmt":"2025-06-18T11:01:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=32434"},"modified":"2025-06-18T11:01:55","modified_gmt":"2025-06-18T11:01:55","slug":"token-thats-literally-useless-is-cryptos-latest-meme-cult","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=32434","title":{"rendered":"Token That\u2019s Literally USELESS Is Crypto\u2019s Latest Meme Cult"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Crypto\u2019s newest memecoin cult is embracing the \u201cuseless\u201d narrative given to joke tokens, making it a play that reached a $100 million valuation in recent days.<\/p>\n<p>The aptly-named USELESS coin has embraced that narrative and turned it into a rallying cry. The official website mocks the space it inhabits, and people are doing exactly that.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cUSELESS coin is the greatest memecoin narrative to emerge from the trenches this year,\u201d said Unipcs, one of its biggest backers, in a Telegram chat with CoinDesk. \u201cEvery memecoin is technically useless&#8230; yet here we are, with one actually called USELESS leading the pack.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>As far as skeptics and critics are concerned, all of crypto is useless. USELESS coin taps into that irony to position itself as the ultimate memecoin: the one truly useless coin that derives value solely from what its cult followers give it.<\/p>\n<p>Unlike Dogecoin, Shiba Inu, pepe (PEPE), or mog (MOG), USELESS has no animal or well-known mascot and just features a community-built golden coin logo with a chiseled \u201cU.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>Nowhere is the apparent mockery clearer than in the wallet of Unipcs, who is best known for turning $16,000 into more than $20 million by betting on BONK-tracked futures. He <em>aped in<\/em> the token in its early trading days, dropping $382,000 on 28 million tokens or roughly 2.8% of supply. That bet has ballooned to over $2.3 million (at peak), and he hasn\u2019t sold a cent.<\/p>\n<p>To normies, USELESS looks like yet another reason to hate crypto. But to memecoin maxis, it\u2019s the most honest thing onchain.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cEvery memecoin is technically useless, yet many sit at multi-billion-dollar valuations: cogecoin at $26 billion, shiba inu at $7 billion, PEPE at $4.4 billion, and so on,\u201d Unipcs said. \u201cThat makes USELESS coin incredibly undervalued at its current market cap\u2014because all it takes is anchoring it to the valuation of these other \u2018useless\u2019 memecoins.\u201d<\/p>\n<p>In a flat market, where most tokens promise the moon and deliver a tweet, USELESS has found its niche: no promises, no pretenses \u2014 just a meme that\u2019s worth millions.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cThe higher it climbs, the more absurd it becomes, the more attention it draws, and the stronger the flywheel effect that pushes it even higher,\u201d Unipcs added.<\/p>\n<p>And right now, that absurdity is worth nearly $90 million.<\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Crypto\u2019s newest memecoin cult is embracing the \u201cuseless\u201d narrative given to joke tokens, making it a play that reached a $100 million valuation in recent days. The aptly-named USELESS coin has embraced that narrative and turned it into a rallying cry. The official website mocks the space it inhabits, and people are doing exactly that. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[3,4,5],"class_list":["post-32434","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-crypto","tag-doge","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32434","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=32434"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/32434\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=32434"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=32434"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=32434"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}