{"id":66351,"date":"2026-01-05T16:31:48","date_gmt":"2026-01-05T16:31:48","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=66351"},"modified":"2026-01-05T16:31:48","modified_gmt":"2026-01-05T16:31:48","slug":"now-that-crypto-is-objectively-dead-this-is-the-next-big-thing","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=66351","title":{"rendered":"Now That Crypto Is Objectively Dead, This Is the Next Big Thing"},"content":{"rendered":"
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What should Trump change the name of \u201cVenezuela\u201d to now that\u2026 I guess we own them? Strange times. Even Stranger is when did you finally accept that crypto is officially dead? Crypto regulation news killed it.<\/p>\n

No more hype, no more JPEG monkeys<\/a>, no more pumps, no more dumps, no more nothing except eternal bears and crab.<\/p>\n

Open criminals have completely captured the market and crypto is effectively dead, both as a financial instrument<\/a> and an ideal.<\/p>\n

DISCOVER: Top 20 Crypto to Buy in 2025<\/a><\/strong><\/p>\n

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Now, obviously, if you\u2019re a long-time fan of 99Bitcoins, you know I\u2019m being a bit facetious. Crypto isn\u2019t totally dead, but the rules have changed for 2026.<\/p>\n

How Did Crypto Regulation News Kill Web3? (To Whom It May Concern)<\/h2>\n

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Greetings, \u201c99Bitcoins\u201d. Cryptocurrency is doing TREMENDOUSLY well, folks \u2014 absolutely the safest in the world. Some say it becomes EVEN SAFER<\/strong> when you say \u201cTHANK YOU,\u201d<\/strong> in the comments, which, by the way, many people are saying to me already. Incredible results. Nobody protects crypto like I do!<\/p>\n

Thank you for your attention to this matter.<\/p>\n

The jury isn\u2019t out for Trump, but as of 2025, Donald Judas Trump was an enemy of the crypto<\/a> industry:<\/p>\n

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Crypto prices since Trump took office:$BTC<\/a>: -18%$ETH<\/a>: -10%$XRP<\/a>: -42%$SOL<\/a>: -52%$DOGE<\/a>: -68%$ADA<\/a>: -65%$LINK<\/a>: -47%$AVAX<\/a>: -68%$SUI<\/a>: -71%$TON<\/a>: -72%$ENA<\/a>: -75%$PEPE<\/a>: -78%$APT<\/a>: -83%$TRUMP<\/a>: -82%<\/p>\n

Thankyou Mr. President.<\/p>\n

\u2014 Max Crypto (@MaxCrypto) December 15, 2025<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n