{"id":69195,"date":"2026-01-24T14:31:55","date_gmt":"2026-01-24T14:31:55","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=69195"},"modified":"2026-01-24T14:31:55","modified_gmt":"2026-01-24T14:31:55","slug":"why-your-altcoins-are-down-95-the-etf-prison-explained","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=69195","title":{"rendered":"Why YOUR Altcoins Are Down 95%!! [The ETF Prison Explained]"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"Why YOUR Altcoins Are Down 95%!! [The ETF Prison Explained]\" width=\"678\" height=\"381\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/WS9b5tpYiFE?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>Bitcoin spent most of 2025 above $90,000. Ethereum held steady through the year. 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