{"id":73746,"date":"2026-02-24T15:01:32","date_gmt":"2026-02-24T15:01:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=73746"},"modified":"2026-02-24T15:01:32","modified_gmt":"2026-02-24T15:01:32","slug":"michael-saylor-should-be-in-jail-and-bitcoin-is-for-boomers-says-ex-fidelity-star-who-also-has-a-contrarian-take-on-tesla","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=73746","title":{"rendered":"‘Michael Saylor Should Be In Jail’ And ‘Bitcoin Is For Boomers’ Says Ex-Fidelity Star, Who Also Has A Contrarian Take On Tesla"},"content":{"rendered":"
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George Noble<\/strong>, who ran the number one mutual fund in America at Fidelity Investments in 1985 returning 79%, went on Steve Eisman\u2019s<\/strong> Real Eisman Playbook podcast and didn\u2019t hold back.<\/p>\n

Noble is bearish on Tesla<\/strong> (NASDAQ:<\/a>TSLA<\/a>) and Bitcoin<\/strong> (CRYPTO: <\/a>BTC<\/a>), while Eisman disclosed he is short Strategy<\/strong> (NASDAQ:<\/a>MSTR<\/a>). <\/p>\n

Noble also laid out a case for a massive rotation out of tech and into energy.<\/p>\n

Saylor And Bitcoin<\/h2>\n

Noble called<\/a> Michael Saylor<\/strong> a \u201ccarnival barker\u201d and said he \u201cshould be in jail,\u201d referencing Saylor\u2019s prior settlement over accounting irregularities.<\/p>\n

Eisman then disclosed he is short Strategy stock. The company has cratered from a 52-week high above $457 to around $124 after posting a Q4 net loss of $12.4 billion<\/a>.<\/p>\n

Polymarket prices the chance<\/a> that Strategy has to sell any Bitcoin this year at 14%.<\/p>\n

On Bitcoin itself, Noble called it \u201cthe Facebook of speculative assets\u201d and said it\u2019s now \u201cfor boomers.\u201d <\/p>\n

With FanDuel, zero-DTE options, and prediction markets offering faster action, he argued younger speculators have moved on.<\/p>\n

Bitcoin is down roughly 50% from …<\/p>\n

Full story available on Benzinga.com<\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

George Noble, who ran the number one mutual fund in America at Fidelity Investments in 1985 returning 79%, went on Steve Eisman\u2019s Real Eisman Playbook podcast and didn\u2019t hold back. Noble is bearish on Tesla (NASDAQ:TSLA) and Bitcoin (CRYPTO: BTC), while Eisman disclosed he is short Strategy (NASDAQ:MSTR). Noble also laid out a case for […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[3,4,5],"class_list":["post-73746","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-crypto","tag-doge","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73746","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=73746"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/73746\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=73746"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=73746"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=73746"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}