{"id":74482,"date":"2026-03-02T13:08:12","date_gmt":"2026-03-02T13:08:12","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=74482"},"modified":"2026-03-02T13:08:12","modified_gmt":"2026-03-02T13:08:12","slug":"war-hits-bitcoin-the-jane-street-slam-theory-why-this-weekly-close-actually-matters","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=74482","title":{"rendered":"War Hits Bitcoin, The Jane Street SLAM Theory &amp; Why This Weekly Close Actually Matters"},"content":{"rendered":"<p> <iframe loading=\"lazy\" title=\"War Hits Bitcoin, The Jane Street SLAM Theory &amp; Why This Weekly Close Actually Matters\" width=\"678\" height=\"381\" src=\"https:\/\/www.youtube.com\/embed\/t68CHuQigFc?feature=oembed\" frameborder=\"0\" allow=\"accelerometer; autoplay; clipboard-write; encrypted-media; gyroscope; picture-in-picture; web-share\" referrerpolicy=\"strict-origin-when-cross-origin\" allowfullscreen><\/iframe> <\/p>\n<p>Join Guy and Nic for another week of crypto news as they break down one of the most turbulent weeks in recent memory. 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