{"id":78387,"date":"2026-03-31T05:46:32","date_gmt":"2026-03-31T05:46:32","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=78387"},"modified":"2026-03-31T05:46:32","modified_gmt":"2026-03-31T05:46:32","slug":"who-stole-the-kitkat-bars-dogecoin-says-woof-pengu-admits-nothing-dominos-declares-culinary-war-and-nobodys-taking-a-break-from-the-jokes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/?p=78387","title":{"rendered":"Who Stole The KitKat Bars? Dogecoin Says &#8216;Woof,&#8217; Pengu Admits Nothing, Domino&#8217;s Declares Culinary War, And Nobody&#8217;s Taking A Break From The Jokes"},"content":{"rendered":"<div>\n<p>Having fun at someone else\u2019s expense might be a social media faux pas, but big brands and cryptocurrencies can\u2019t stop memeing the KitKat chocolate heist.<\/p>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Dog Mocks \u2018Kat\u2019<\/h2>\n<p>About twelve tons of\u00a0<strong>Nestle S.A.\u2019s<\/strong>\u00a0KitKat chocolate bars went missing in Europe last week <a href=\"https:\/\/www.benzinga.com\/markets\/tech\/26\/03\/51530411\/kitkat-truck-theft-leaves-400k-bars-missing-as-nestle-hunts-thieves\">after thieves stole the truck <\/a>carrying them\u2014yes, you read that right!<\/p>\n<p>And everybody\u2019s cracking up over it. <strong>Dogecoin <\/strong><a class=\"ticker-link\" data-ticker=\"DOGE\" data-exchange=\"CRYPTO\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzinga.com\/quote\/DOGE-USD\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"noopener\">(CRYPTO: <\/a><a class=\"ticker\" href=\"https:\/\/www.benzinga.com\/quote\/doge\/usd\">DOGE<\/a>), the world\u2019s most popular meme-based cryptocurrency, repeated \u201cwoof\u201d as its \u201cofficial statement,\u201d celebrating Shiba Inu playfulness.<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/iIkylJ98AB\">https:\/\/t.co\/iIkylJ98AB<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/ouV2yBpC6s\">pic.twitter.com\/ouV2yBpC6s<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Dogecoin (@dogecoin) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/dogecoin\/status\/2038653286576799975?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<h2 class=\"wp-block-heading\">Was That You, Pengu?<\/h2>\n<p>NFT brand <strong>Pudgy Penguins<\/strong> dropped a chocolate-smeared picture of PENGU, ironically adding that their lil\u2019 mascot had nothing to do with the theft.<\/p>\n<p><figure class=\"wp-block-embed is-type-rich is-provider-twitter wp-block-embed-twitter\"><\/p>\n<div class=\"wp-block-embed__wrapper\">\n<blockquote class=\"twitter-tweet\" data-width=\"500\" data-dnt=\"true\">\n<p lang=\"zxx\" dir=\"ltr\"><a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/vyGODFML16\">https:\/\/t.co\/vyGODFML16<\/a> <a href=\"https:\/\/t.co\/Tkf0lm8MkS\">pic.twitter.com\/Tkf0lm8MkS<\/a><\/p>\n<p>\u2014 Pudgy Penguins (@pudgypenguins) <a href=\"https:\/\/twitter.com\/pudgypenguins\/status\/2038674500061917336?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw\">March 30, 2026<\/a><\/p>\n<\/blockquote>\n<p><script async src=\"https:\/\/platform.twitter.com\/widgets.js\" charset=\"utf-8\"><\/script><\/div>\n<\/p>\n<\/figure>\n<p><strong>Litecoin<\/strong> <a class=\"ticker-link\" data-ticker=\"LTC\" data-exchange=\"CRYPTO\" ...><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/www.benzinga.com\/crypto\/cryptocurrency\/26\/03\/51558276\/kitkat-theft-dogecoin-pengu-dominos-jokes-no-one-taking-break?utm_source=benzinga_taxonomy&amp;utm_medium=rss_feed_free&amp;utm_content=taxonomy_rss&amp;utm_campaign=channel\" alt=\"Who\" stole the kitkat bars dogecoin says pengu admits nothing domino declares culinary war and nobody taking a break from jokes>Full story available on Benzinga.com<\/a><\/p>\n<p><\/a><\/p>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Having fun at someone else\u2019s expense might be a social media faux pas, but big brands and cryptocurrencies can\u2019t stop memeing the KitKat chocolate heist. Dog Mocks \u2018Kat\u2019 About twelve tons of\u00a0Nestle S.A.\u2019s\u00a0KitKat chocolate bars went missing in Europe last week after thieves stole the truck carrying them\u2014yes, you read that right! And everybody\u2019s cracking [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"iawp_total_views":0,"footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[3,4,5],"class_list":["post-78387","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-news","tag-crypto","tag-doge","tag-news"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78387","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=78387"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/78387\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=78387"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=78387"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/dogewisperer.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=78387"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}